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Title: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on November 28, 2013, 12:58:18 AM
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdUxPLIJVgI)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdUxPLIJVgI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdUxPLIJVgI)
 
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Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on November 28, 2013, 01:02:03 AM
I haven't the slightest idea why all the videos posted twice. I c/p all the link URLs and wrapped them in Youtube tags, and this is what happened.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: Freakshow on November 28, 2013, 01:36:05 AM
I blame Obamacare for the wussification of football and martial arts.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: FreebirdSTF on November 29, 2013, 11:27:39 AM
The chi blasters or whatever they called are hilarious.  I could watch that woman get trucked until the end of time.  When dude realizes how wrong it went and does his seizure thing it is absolutely hilarious.

Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: RealMarchHare on November 29, 2013, 07:07:53 PM
The chi blasters or whatever they called are hilarious.  I could watch that woman get trucked until the end of time.  When dude realizes how wrong it went and does his seizure thing it is absolutely hilarious.

Only one of those video's I was able to fully watch.  All the rest are so cringe worthy
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: Chus-Kay on November 29, 2013, 10:20:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zvoWiDiA04

chi ball at 1:23 in the above (see below).  also, skip to about 4:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayF_lcjTrFo
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: Chus-Kay on November 29, 2013, 10:34:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvTxH11O2HU
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on November 29, 2013, 10:54:29 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zvoWiDiA04

George Dillman looks like he can make a helluva meatball hero.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: FreebirdSTF on November 29, 2013, 10:54:33 PM
That first video Chus posted is the guy that we discussed on the "other board."  He claims he trained Bruce Lee, but aside from those pics in the video I'm not sure what their relationship was if there even was one.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on November 29, 2013, 10:57:48 PM
That first video Chus posted is the guy that we discussed on the "other board."  He claims he trained Bruce Lee, but aside from those pics in the video I'm not sure what their relationship was if there even was one.

He probably killed Bruce Lee with a Chi Ball.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on December 02, 2013, 01:08:23 AM
Akido master Yanagi Ryuken (the guy in the first video of the OP) in an exhibition with someone who thinks you actually have to hit somebody to knock them over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jf3Gc2a0_8
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: Chus-Kay on December 02, 2013, 10:11:11 AM
thats just sad.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: RealMarchHare on December 02, 2013, 02:30:56 PM
The saddest part is that that old dude's students who willingly throw themselves around like they've been hurt for him let him do that knowing the outcome
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on December 02, 2013, 03:44:50 PM
The saddest part is that that old dude's students who willingly throw themselves around like they've been hurt for him let him do that knowing the outcome

I think it's possible that the old dude's students were at least as self-deceived w/r/t his abilities as the old dude was.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: EDGECRUSHER on December 02, 2013, 08:17:30 PM
Either his students were deceived themselves and unwittingly went along with it, or this is one of the most epic troll jobs of all-time. Making an old guy feel like he is a God and then watch him get destroyed in front of a bunch of people. That's brilliant.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: Chus-Kay on December 02, 2013, 08:58:42 PM
Either his students were deceived themselves and unwittingly went along with it, or this is one of the most epic troll jobs of all-time. Making an old guy feel like he is a God and then watch him get destroyed in front of a bunch of people. That's brilliant.

yeah, that's the saddest part.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: FreebirdSTF on December 03, 2013, 05:59:33 PM
You misspelled greatest.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: FATSEXY on December 05, 2013, 09:22:13 AM
You guys should check out bullshido.com if you haven't. I don't know that it's active any more, but the stuff that's on there from years past is great to read through.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on December 12, 2013, 06:46:46 PM
Skeptics infiltrate an EFO (Empty Force) self-defense demonstration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6XldR7pCFI
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on January 07, 2014, 06:00:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V7NHLlmT3Y
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: RealMarchHare on January 08, 2014, 02:00:59 AM
What is wrong with that man's face?!
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on January 08, 2014, 12:18:25 PM
What is wrong with that man's face?!

I was going to say something about that. I have no idea.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: EDGECRUSHER on January 12, 2014, 05:57:06 PM
I know these idiots deserve the public humiliation, but it pains me to even watch this stuff. Like when you see the "Psychics" unedited and they get everything wrong.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: DocSavage on January 12, 2014, 10:55:33 PM
Either his students were deceived themselves and unwittingly went along with it, or this is one of the most epic troll jobs of all-time. Making an old guy feel like he is a God and then watch him get destroyed in front of a bunch of people. That's brilliant.

I can't watch those videos without thinking if this is what they do when people get dementia, and nobody liked them when they were healthy... 
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: FATSEXY on January 13, 2014, 10:28:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAdZcbfiGY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAdZcbfiGY)


I like Criss Angel pwning this guy. Not martial arts, but ya know.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on January 14, 2014, 03:48:30 AM
And now for something completely the same as before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ddQ_xfVn0M
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on February 22, 2014, 06:52:43 PM
http://vibrantfaithvideos.org/home/videos/free-videos/lords-prayer-karate-kata-part-2-demonstration/

Actually, this doesn't really belong here, as the following video really shows the effectiveness of Christian Karate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on June 09, 2014, 06:57:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Lfy8LPsVM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR4vyq1WbyU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9QHxMfYGEs
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BobbyR on June 09, 2014, 07:55:54 PM
obviously that psychic stuff is bullshit but when I was taking tae kwan do, about 10 years ago, my sensei's sensei did that pressure move. He lightly smacked my shoulder and legit drove me to my knees - He was in his late 60's and walked with a cane. And 10 years later I still wouldn't fuck with the dude
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on July 31, 2014, 12:50:07 AM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=415610768578614
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on August 29, 2014, 01:05:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1hvLiwf1js
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on September 24, 2014, 03:00:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWpOgCONplI
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: RealMarchHare on September 24, 2014, 09:33:37 PM
Not sure what the second half of that video was about but the first half was priceless.  Cameraman couldn't contain his laughter
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on July 20, 2015, 02:29:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jm8VmxdWUw
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: RealMarchHare on July 21, 2015, 04:00:40 PM
Man that one is even funnier than most of the others due to the fact the dude isn't even in shape
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: Crazy Train on July 25, 2015, 07:52:03 AM
Here's my favorite along these lines. I got to say the old dude did nut up and go in knowing he was full of crap and going to get his ass handed to him. I also think it was true sportsmanship that the MMA guy shows true concern for how bad he might have hurt the guy. On a final note, as I guy who worked very hard to earn his black belt in judo and after years of hard training and performance in a pro wrestling ring, these shysters make me angry and sad at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on January 21, 2016, 05:44:48 PM
Chi Master uses Chi Ball to repel attack of trained striker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2eQcdEtmr4
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on February 07, 2016, 02:31:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxPlQGxvoy0
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on April 05, 2017, 12:01:47 AM
Don't know how to post Instagram vids, so here we go.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSfPIKihgtG/?taken-by=joerogan
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on May 02, 2017, 08:58:09 PM
Got my paper ribbons and I got my synthesizer. COME AT ME BROS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J5EMD6N-cA
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on May 04, 2017, 08:22:47 PM
http://www.ladbible.com/now/sport-awesome-chinese-mma-fighter-absolutely-destroys-tai-chi-master-in-20-seconds-20170504
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: RealMarchHare on May 05, 2017, 12:16:34 AM
What the fuck...
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on May 05, 2017, 12:38:52 AM
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aea_1493761332
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on December 17, 2017, 12:32:06 PM
Devastating.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bczv2rAnwXX/
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Post by: BobbyR on December 17, 2017, 08:05:08 PM
looks like the 3 stooges
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on December 18, 2017, 03:00:48 PM
Oof. Hope that white pants guy isn't too badly hurt.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc2polAH68n/?taken-by=joerogan
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: dam skippy on December 18, 2017, 06:52:02 PM
That first move looked like a purple nurple.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on December 23, 2017, 02:24:32 PM
So smooth.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdDWpkuHXlo/?taken-by=joerogan
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on December 29, 2017, 09:55:15 PM

Poor guy got violated.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdT2VG8HGNK/
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Post by: RealMarchHare on December 31, 2017, 02:55:24 AM
I love how as far as I can tell Joe Rogan spends all his free time looking up and sharing this fake shit lol
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on January 03, 2018, 10:17:01 AM
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I love how as far as I can tell Joe Rogan spends all his free time looking up and sharing this fake shit lol


And food porn from all the elk he hunts with his bow and arrow and cooks on his grill.
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on January 04, 2018, 05:08:26 PM
Hai-ya!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bdg5xrPn4cc/?taken-by=joerogan
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on January 07, 2018, 07:11:56 PM
Pow.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bdqt6Aunpfu/
Title: Re: Fake Martial Arts
Post by: BlackLight on January 09, 2018, 11:35:36 PM
Three attackers? Armed with knives? Dressed in black pjs? No problem.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdwKbPFnsRW/?taken-by=joerogan