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benlinus

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all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« on: April 15, 2011, 10:11:09 PM »
us players are no longer allowed to play on pokerstars or full tilt or ultimate bet. Just wonderful. Thank you us government with your fu ck en laws to "protect"me from myself because I might "LOSE" money.

for a full read at 2plus2 go here

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28/internet-poker/trouble-online-poker-web-sites-seized-fbi-stars-tilt-included-1020617/

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the sites are still running but you can not use real money from a us residence. Thank you government.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2011, 10:21:09 PM by benlinus »

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2011, 10:41:01 PM »
go play with real people at a table.

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2011, 11:43:58 PM »
go play with real people at a table.

no more whacking to internet porn.  go have sex with real people at a bed.

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2011, 01:35:49 AM »
no more whacking to internet porn.  go have sex with real people at a bed.

NO GOOD.  I married one for the "benefits" but my package hasn't been reviewed for at LEAST a month now.

Shoulda put a ride-er rider in the legal briefs.

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2011, 09:15:36 PM »
us players are no longer allowed to play on pokerstars or full tilt or ultimate bet. Just wonderful. Thank you us government with your fu ck en laws to "protect"me from myself because I might "LOSE" money.

for a full read at 2plus2 go here

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28/internet-poker/trouble-online-poker-web-sites-seized-fbi-stars-tilt-included-1020617/

EDITED TO ADD
the sites are still running but you can not use real money from a us residence. Thank you government.




Way to have no idea what this is all about. :thumbs up:

freud mayweather

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2011, 09:34:07 PM »
i hope people start setting things on fire.
sportsball idiots

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2011, 10:17:05 PM »
"Please be assured player balances are safe."

What does that mean?

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2011, 11:17:17 PM »
"Please be assured player balances are safe."

What does that mean?

I think it means that whatever money you had on there can be cashed out.

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2011, 11:30:05 AM »
us players are no longer allowed to play on pokerstars or full tilt or ultimate bet. Just wonderful. Thank you us government with your fu ck en laws to "protect"me from myself because I might "LOSE" money.


Unless they're the ones making you lose it, e.g. lottery...

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2011, 12:18:31 PM »
Unless they're the ones making you lose it, e.g. lottery...

or you play in a state where it's allowed.

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 12:43:37 PM »
Just one more reason everywhere is better than living in the US.

What sucks is they were very close to legalizing online poker before Christmas.

Land of the free my ass!!!

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2011, 06:06:48 PM »
It really does make me re-think how great a country this is. Between some of these crazy laws and our awful economy, my view of this country has changed so much over the past decade.

It's unreal how good the Clinton years were in comparison to the 2 guys who have followed him.

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2011, 09:29:31 AM »
Like I said on UFC, the largest organized crime body on planet earth is the United States government, and they are going to get their money by any means necessary.

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Re: all the main poker sites shut down by us government
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2011, 06:48:42 PM »
No chance now.

The sites have been trying to be legal for 10 years in the US, but you guys are backwards so it has not happened.