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Fake Martial Arts
« on: November 28, 2013, 12:58:18 AM »

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2013, 01:02:03 AM »
I haven't the slightest idea why all the videos posted twice. I c/p all the link URLs and wrapped them in Youtube tags, and this is what happened.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 01:36:05 AM »
I blame Obamacare for the wussification of football and martial arts.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2013, 11:27:39 AM »
The chi blasters or whatever they called are hilarious.  I could watch that woman get trucked until the end of time.  When dude realizes how wrong it went and does his seizure thing it is absolutely hilarious.


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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2013, 07:07:53 PM »
The chi blasters or whatever they called are hilarious.  I could watch that woman get trucked until the end of time.  When dude realizes how wrong it went and does his seizure thing it is absolutely hilarious.

Only one of those video's I was able to fully watch.  All the rest are so cringe worthy

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2013, 10:20:16 PM »


chi ball at 1:23 in the above (see below).  also, skip to about 4:57

« Last Edit: November 29, 2013, 10:26:32 PM by Chus-Kay »

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2013, 10:34:22 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2013, 10:54:29 PM »
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George Dillman looks like he can make a helluva meatball hero.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2013, 10:54:33 PM »
That first video Chus posted is the guy that we discussed on the "other board."  He claims he trained Bruce Lee, but aside from those pics in the video I'm not sure what their relationship was if there even was one.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2013, 10:57:48 PM »
That first video Chus posted is the guy that we discussed on the "other board."  He claims he trained Bruce Lee, but aside from those pics in the video I'm not sure what their relationship was if there even was one.

He probably killed Bruce Lee with a Chi Ball.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2013, 01:08:23 AM »
Akido master Yanagi Ryuken (the guy in the first video of the OP) in an exhibition with someone who thinks you actually have to hit somebody to knock them over.

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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2013, 10:11:11 AM »
thats just sad.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2013, 02:30:56 PM »
The saddest part is that that old dude's students who willingly throw themselves around like they've been hurt for him let him do that knowing the outcome

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2013, 03:44:50 PM »
The saddest part is that that old dude's students who willingly throw themselves around like they've been hurt for him let him do that knowing the outcome

I think it's possible that the old dude's students were at least as self-deceived w/r/t his abilities as the old dude was.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2013, 08:17:30 PM »
Either his students were deceived themselves and unwittingly went along with it, or this is one of the most epic troll jobs of all-time. Making an old guy feel like he is a God and then watch him get destroyed in front of a bunch of people. That's brilliant.

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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2013, 08:58:42 PM »
Either his students were deceived themselves and unwittingly went along with it, or this is one of the most epic troll jobs of all-time. Making an old guy feel like he is a God and then watch him get destroyed in front of a bunch of people. That's brilliant.

yeah, that's the saddest part.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2013, 05:59:33 PM »
You misspelled greatest.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 09:22:13 AM »
You guys should check out bullshido.com if you haven't. I don't know that it's active any more, but the stuff that's on there from years past is great to read through.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2013, 06:46:46 PM »
Skeptics infiltrate an EFO (Empty Force) self-defense demonstration.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2014, 06:00:11 PM »
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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2014, 02:00:59 AM »
What is wrong with that man's face?!

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2014, 12:18:25 PM »
What is wrong with that man's face?!

I was going to say something about that. I have no idea.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2014, 05:57:06 PM »
I know these idiots deserve the public humiliation, but it pains me to even watch this stuff. Like when you see the "Psychics" unedited and they get everything wrong.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2014, 10:55:33 PM »
Either his students were deceived themselves and unwittingly went along with it, or this is one of the most epic troll jobs of all-time. Making an old guy feel like he is a God and then watch him get destroyed in front of a bunch of people. That's brilliant.

I can't watch those videos without thinking if this is what they do when people get dementia, and nobody liked them when they were healthy... 
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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2014, 10:28:18 AM »



I like Criss Angel pwning this guy. Not martial arts, but ya know.