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BlackLight

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2014, 03:48:30 AM »
And now for something completely the same as before.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2014, 06:52:43 PM »
http://vibrantfaithvideos.org/home/videos/free-videos/lords-prayer-karate-kata-part-2-demonstration/

Actually, this doesn't really belong here, as the following video really shows the effectiveness of Christian Karate.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2014, 06:57:24 PM »
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« Last Edit: June 09, 2014, 07:03:16 PM by BlackLight »

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2014, 07:55:54 PM »
obviously that psychic stuff is bullshit but when I was taking tae kwan do, about 10 years ago, my sensei's sensei did that pressure move. He lightly smacked my shoulder and legit drove me to my knees - He was in his late 60's and walked with a cane. And 10 years later I still wouldn't fuck with the dude

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2014, 12:50:07 AM »

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2014, 01:05:42 AM »
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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2014, 03:00:35 AM »
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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2014, 09:33:37 PM »
Not sure what the second half of that video was about but the first half was priceless.  Cameraman couldn't contain his laughter

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2015, 02:29:52 PM »
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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2015, 04:00:40 PM »
Man that one is even funnier than most of the others due to the fact the dude isn't even in shape

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2015, 07:52:03 AM »
Here's my favorite along these lines. I got to say the old dude did nut up and go in knowing he was full of crap and going to get his ass handed to him. I also think it was true sportsmanship that the MMA guy shows true concern for how bad he might have hurt the guy. On a final note, as I guy who worked very hard to earn his black belt in judo and after years of hard training and performance in a pro wrestling ring, these shysters make me angry and sad at the same time.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2016, 05:44:48 PM »
Chi Master uses Chi Ball to repel attack of trained striker.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2016, 02:31:35 AM »
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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2017, 12:01:47 AM »
Don't know how to post Instagram vids, so here we go.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSfPIKihgtG/?taken-by=joerogan

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2017, 08:58:09 PM »
Got my paper ribbons and I got my synthesizer. COME AT ME BROS.

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2017, 12:16:34 AM »
What the fuck...

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Re: Fake Martial Arts
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2017, 12:38:52 AM »