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EDGECRUSHER

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LOL UNITED
« on: August 16, 2014, 10:39:15 AM »
I hope this is the start of another humiliating season. Losing their home opener for the first time in 42 years to Swansea. Gee, it's as if trying to run up the score against an MLS team when no one else gave a shit WASN'T indicative of their talent level.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2014, 10:11:40 AM »
More humiliation today.  5 points in 5 matches.  They say you typically need 1 point per match on average to avoid relegation.

Leicester City has been the most exciting team in the league.
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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2014, 12:45:39 PM »
Yeah, Leicester is a solid squad that no one should want to play.

Still, 4 unanswered goals? Maybe you should've bought some defense with that $200 Million you spent instead of having Juan Mata as your FIFTH scoring option. Cunts.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 11:17:44 AM »
Red for Rooney.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 11:51:13 AM »
The commentators are certainly not as tactful as American commentators.  It's kind of great.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2014, 07:39:20 AM »
American announcers are the worst because they are never truthful and just give safe opinions. English announcers are fantastic. Rooney was an asshole and the announcers said as such.

He really was an asshole. He just kicked the guy from behind and his teammates rush over and argue hand ball.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2014, 05:15:49 PM »
Falcao has missed a lot of games already, but he may be healthy for tomorrow's Manchester Derby. He cost a fortune, so this is satisfying to watch considering all of the money they spent as a whole. Hopefully, he runs into Van Persie and they both tear their ACLs.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2014, 12:24:16 PM »
Falcao was not healthy, and apparently United are set to complete their under the table deal for him in January. Good for them.

United lost the Derby today 1-0 when they were down to 10 men after only 40 minutes. Chris Smalling got his 2nd yellow and he was off and crying. In reality, United played pretty well and may have even won this game if it was 11 up.

Regardless, worst start in 24 years for them. I didn't think it was as bad as last season, but I guess I was wrong.

Fuck Van Persie.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2016, 10:10:26 PM »
Yeah, Leicester is a solid squad that no one should want to play.

You don't say.....

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2016, 04:05:20 PM »
I hate Arsene Wenger more than ever after this season.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2016, 11:44:58 AM »
I hate Arsene Wenger more than ever after this season.

Happy St Totteringham's Day!

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2016, 09:31:19 PM »
How the hell did this Holiday occur this season? Christ, way to Arsenal it, Tottenham.

It's funny because they say this was Tottenham's best season and one of Arsenal's most disappointing and they still finished behind us. Bottlers.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2016, 05:37:20 PM »
https://twitter.com/TheEuro2016/status/745702108918222848

I wonder if Ian Darke's voice can go that high.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2016, 08:56:55 PM »
Insane homer announcers is what is missing from American broadcasting.

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Re: LOL UNITED
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2016, 04:41:19 PM »
Video of the Iceland guy making the call

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Twelve year old England fan reax:

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« Last Edit: June 28, 2016, 04:50:52 PM by BlackLight »